A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

Is Father Christmas Just A Fat, Old, Dirty Pervert?

He illegally swoops across boarders in his uninsured sleigh with no passport or official documentation, and likes to tempt unassuming children with his big fat sack. No, we are not describing Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Santa beard, or even Bill… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

Why It’s Better To Be Alone During Christmas

There is nothing wrong with being a ‘Ho Ho Ho’ this festive season, in fact, we thoroughly recommend it. Love costs a small fortune, Christmas costs a small fortune, so come Christmas Day if you happen to find yourself besotted… Continue Reading

Black Friday 2017: The Shopping Survival Guide

Tomorrow is Black Friday, the day when retailers offer various products at seriously cut price deals… Or at least, that’s the general idea of the day, seeing as it’s supposed to be the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. Other times,… Continue Reading