Lady Gaga’s Breakdown in CBS Interview, Insert Tears Here.

Perfect Illusion‘ singer Lady Gaga has broken down to tears during her interview with CBS over the pressures of fame. Bu-effin-hu!  Watch her emotional interview here. Or don’t because who the hell cares about what she has to say?

The 30-year-old singer has sold millions of records, had sell out tours and also won several awards. But, she shows that fame is not all glitz and glamour, as it has a darker side, just like seeing her face without make-up. Ugh! Who is that? Is that her, really?


We just love her look, don’t you? 😉

Struggling to do normal everyday things, the star admits “I miss people”. Gaga says, “As soon as I go out into the world, I belong in a way, to everyone else.”

Don’t be so annoying Lady Haha or we will “poke your face” and not in a good way (buy here).  We are still upset about the song, ‘Poker Face’! It was so-so terrible!

“It’s legal to follow me. It’s legal to stalk me at the beach. And, I can’t call the police or ask them to leave.”

Well, those people are your insane fans, deal with it! There’s nobody else looking for you, you silly cow!

She certainly doesn’t help herself by parading around Trump Tower, leaning out from a truck on post-election night protests’, like a Satanic puppet for Hillary Clinton’s loss!

Is she taking the mickey out of her own “Satanic” fame? I guess, when you sell your soul, there is no way of going back?  Or isn’t she just making use of the spotlight to the max, as always, like the talentless fame-whore that she really is? Buy her ‘Fame Monster’ album here.

Photo Credit: Alchemist Soft- Pixabay

Photo Credit: Alchemist Soft- Pixabay

During the interview, Gaga also hints why she broke off her five year engagement with Taylor Kinney back in July.

“I think women love very hard. We love men. We just love with everything we have. And, sometimes I don’t know that love is met with the type of dignity that we wish it would be met with.”

Defending her former finance’s masculinity, she adds: “You know, we’re not trying to make you less of a man. We just want you to love us as deeply and as wholesomely and as fully as we love you.”

We can’t imagine why he would ever leave her?

Will Gaga find love again or will it be another ‘Bad Romance‘? Maybe, she can just marry Lucifer (buy here) or Baphomet (buy here) instead and then do some more spirit cooking in her free time. That might just work out and we’re placing bets now on who will buy the rights for those amazing wedding photos. Perhaps, ‘Hello Magazine’, ‘People Magazine’ or that little known publication, ‘Satan’s Minions’.


<Story by Henna Sharma>

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