London Underground: People Watching Porn!

On Wednesday, this week in London, talk about a happy “humpday”, yes? Sensationally, a London Underground worker was caught in his cubicle watching hardcore porn on a tablet, beside an Underground platform. According to ‘The Sun’ with the photos to prove it, were taken by an outraged commuter at Wembley Park Station, who confessed,

Caught red handed. People are not happy. Photo Credit: Kurious – Pixabay

“On Wednesday I was at Wembley Park station when I saw the platform supervisor sitting in his cab intently viewing a tablet. On closer inspection I noticed it was porn, and he continued to watch it even when a train came into the platform.”

The witness said that the Tube worker was fixated on the screen and he didn’t seem at all phased about the level of XXX rated pornography that was streaming right in front of his eyes.  No “f*ck’s” given, apparently.

The source added about his shocking discovery, “I thought it was strange he was even watching something when he was supposed to be working. The trains were going through – he wasn’t doing his job.”

As to to what level of blatant disregard on the job have certain employees now reached, is yet to be determined? But, this is what we’re beginning to wonder? Luckily, the source of the revelation was able to specify the exact type of porn that the man was watching. Phew…

“I could clearly see it was a Japanese film involving a man and a woman. I asked him a question, he held the device to his chest and then continued to watch it as I walked away. He didn’t look shocked at all – he acted like it was a completely normal thing.”

Well, we’d like to add that it could have been much-much worse, although, that’s the last thing that most people would probably like to see, especially on the Underground. Fortunately, it should stop short at giving the stunned man any nightmares, at least. Even though, he’ll never ever look at porn in quite same way, ever again, we hope that he’s going to get through this really difficult time in his life.  As for the London Underground employee, only the lord knows who he really is and so let’s keep an eye open for any more updates on this story.

This shocking news comes in after another similar story in the city broke a few days ago, where a man was on the Piccadilly Line service and seen watching porn on a rush hour journey for over 20minutes.

With this picture, we start to wonder if it would have been better or worse, if it was a woman that got caught? Photo Credit: Geralt – Pixabay

Oh, dear…As yet, the type of porn has not yet been reported, but Rebecca, a legal assistant from North London, said, “It made me really angry. I thought it was a disgusting thing to be doing so openly.”

Yes, we’d say that he likely, had absolutely no shame, whatsoever. Rebecca said, “There were kids around and he wasn’t even being discreet about it. I asked him what he was doing and he just laughed at first. He said, ‘Oh, sorry’, and turned the screen away so I couldn’t see it. I had another go at him and eventually he put it away, but he’d had it out for almost 20 minutes at that point.”

It’s shocking, at the very least, don’t you think? Or has the level of personal porn consumption, become a god given right? Please send us an email, should you catch anyone in the act, so that we can report further on these outbreaks of porn across public transport. It’s just, “not right”.

The Sun contacted the London Underground for comment. But as yet, still they’re only getting radio silence, sort of like porn, without the sound.

 

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Feature Photo Credit: Gic – Pixabay

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