Pissing Your Money Away: Paid Public Bathrooms

In the news today as is reported by The Mirror, we review the concept of charging to use toilet facilities across the world, as in the United Kingdom it was announced that Network Rail stations had amassed 12.8 million pounds in commuters money, over only the past three years from paid public bathrooms. Although, the company claimed not to profit from the tax, it is clear that number 1’s and hopefully not number 2’s, are big business in many places and they do truly bring in that waste dollar. Taxed or not. Surely, there are similar facilities to pay to relieve oneself, now in the U.S., as well.

In London, it saw some good news, that in at least two stations they had decided to get rid of this charge of 50p, in both Victoria and Charing Cross stations, because apparently they felt bad and I guess they might have come across the phenomenon of needing a piss, with no coins to speak of, whilst rushing for an impending train. This no doubt came into play under the Labour Party’s reign of Tony Blair, back when he was Prime Minister, which was an interesting time, indeed. Many people might have thought that they were just “taking the piss”, when they first introduced the pay to use the toilet services, across the country.

But, the question on everyone’s lips is, “who came up with the concept of paying to piss first, who was it?”

Research is still being done here at our office, but we believe it to be socialist Sweden in the late 1980s. Yes, we believe they set the trend and the groundwork for this to later be unleashed in the United Kingdom and also in the United States. They had those pay to use toilets, way before anyone else ever did. Fact.

Perhaps, the thinking was that we’d rather charge them money, rather than having them publicly relieve themselves right out in front of everybody. Of course, those toilets needed to be paid for and also why would a human need to pee in the first place? For that, we shall rake it in! (Troll Greedy Finger Shuffle).

Hopefully, they won’t roll out genderless toilets on all public services. Photo Credit: Openicons – Pixabay

Yes, it is clear that the only thing we still can access although not entirely for free, is some tap water. However, some scary satanic looking person over at Nestle, has been saying that water is not a human right for some time now.   We bet you he could be a full-blown champagne socialist deep down inside. Unfortunately, in some cities like in Flint, Michigan, this isn’t happening, with their terrible and inexcusable water crisis. Whilst, in Sweden they say the tap water is brilliant and it does in fact, taste quite nice. In London, bottled water is encouraged, whilst in South East Asia, the tap and running water is not for drinking, but not anything as bad as Flint’s running water by any means, but it does indeed need a personal filtration system in some areas and for your drinking water, these are all thoroughly provided in gallon dispensers for your house, as you’d see displayed in your standard office for remarkably cheap, when compared to buying bottled water in the West, which tends to stack up the expenses bottle by bottle. In India, as well, you shouldn’t drink from the tap unless you wanted to die in most places.

So, what about our right to pee or use toilet services in public places, without needing a coin or the correct change, in order to do so?

We sense that as more of a conservative outlook over the world spreads, we will see public bathrooms become free again. After all, you don’t want people pissing all over the place, do you? Even, if you can be a stingy troll and then charge people for it!

London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, a known socialist is reportedly willing to spend 827 million pounds on making London even more green again. Yes, dubious green services and money being spent yet again. His full plan hasn’t yet been laid out, but he also wanted to charge more traffic congestion zone charges in London, based on the types of vehicles that were being used, as well.   So, in socialism you find many hidden charges and mysterious causes of money being spent in various places, where literally once the task is completed, you wonder where all the damn money went?

We suspect they went into the pockets of very many corporations and special interest groups, that lobby and talk, spend a lot of money and usually it is for nothing, entirely.

We are already seeing Sadiq Khan, “making it rain” with so far quite useless ideas in probably charging the taxpayer more funds, like Obama has done too, all be it, this money didn’t go into the right places. After bad deals with Iran, plus 4billion dollars cash money on an airport runway. Obama has been known to lean severely to the left, even heaping praise upon the recent passing of Fidel Castro, a communist-Marxist revolutionary, who was loaded with cash compared to the rest of his people. Are you seeing a pattern here?

 

Just pissing money away, in all the wrong places! Where does it all go, you might ask? At least, some toilets are seemingly becoming free again.

 

Let’s hope this rolls out across the world. Free our toilets!

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