Camel Toe Knickers Are Now on Sale?

Just when you thought that you had well and truly seen it all in life, today comes the revelation of “Camel Toe Knickers?” Yes, we are not joking, this is a real thing. So real in fact, that we have the pictures to prove it.

Now, we have seen women padding the inside of their bra’s with those silicone chicken fillet looking things for some years (good product) and also to even those who supposedly use some sort of buttocks cushion underwear (panties), so that their posterior looks more rounded (blame the Kardashian’s), but now this? Really? Did the creators of it ask men or women whether this is even something attractive to behold?

Credit: DailyMail

Sincerely, if you wish to have your vagina look as big as a camel’s vagina, then this is definitely the product for you. Look at all that padding, right there?

Unbelievable, yet, it’s true. Let’s hope this new trend of underwear doesn’t catch on, but you can order your very own pair from Amazon for £28 in various skin tones, after becoming a big hit in Asia, which can be worn right under your jeans or even over or under your tights.

A model from East Anglia, named Georgina, decided to try on a pair of underwear for Femail, to see how they function and let’s now hear it in her own words, “They feel like normal knickers, they’re comfortable and cottony”.

Sounds good, but surely this so-called camel toe, does look a bit large, doesn’t it? Clearly, it wouldn’t look out-of-place in let’s say, a “Zoo” or something like that?

Georgina added to the Camel Toe Panties experience, saying, “You don’t really notice that’s there, although other people will. With tight leggings it would be pretty noticeable”

Credit: DailyMail

Yes, on closer inspection they’re pretty noticeable, to say the very least. Just look at that shape and the overall size of it. Is it attractive?

Perhaps, to somebody who was really into beastiality or something? That doesn’t look like something that anybody would condone a woman to wear, ever, does it?

However, Georgina mentioned that under tight leggings the so-called camel toe, was a lot more subtle. Thank the heavens for that!

Additionally, she claimed there was a sense of an overall lift for the posterior at the same time, so these ghastly multiple-functional underwear, may have more than one use.

Also, they could probably double up as an effective dish washing sponge at the same time, as there’s definitely enough spongey material at the base of it, to clean your plates with, without ever needing to run down to Tesco, for an actual dish cloth or multi-use sponge, so just add some Fairy liquid and your all good to go with these camel toe panties in your sink, as well.

Saving money in all the right places, as they say. So, Georgina also mentioned that with wearing them under tight leggings, you might still be able to pass for a human female, rather than some sort of farm animal.

“I don’t think people would be as shocked. It’s not as noticeable. They’re just large knickers like you would wear tummy tuck pants, like a strong Lycra.”

Excellent! So, why not just stick to normal underwear in the first place? Apparently, the underwear that’s made from cotton and lycra, with a silicone appendage, has been used in Japan for the best part of a decade. Hmmm, are you sure about that?

In the product description, it reads, “Similar to a good bra, these quirky panties promise to lift and separate. You can be sure that you will leave an impression on the people you meet.”

You might not only leave an impression, more like an indentation, even..

Nothing shocks us anymore, but this was pretty shocking to see, making the rounds in today’s news. Mind you, if your vagina is non-existent, then this might just give you a new-found confidence, whilst you throw on a pair yoga pants??

We apologise in advance, if we have managed to disturb you or mentally scar any of our readers’ today, with this latest trend in fashionable underwear. If so, we’re “So-So Sorry” about that.

Brainstain, over and out!

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Featured Photo Credit: Huffington Post

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