Shia LaBeouf’s “Man Down” Film Flops; One Ticket Sold in UK

Shia Labeouf is probably one the most hated people in the world today, so it should come as no surprise that it also reflected that very same notion for the Box Office sales of his new film, ‘Man Down’, during it’s opening weekend in U.K. cinemas.

Of course, it wasn’t a total embarrassment, as Shia managed to sell one ticket, during the whole weekend. Shia’s presence in the film raked in a stunning £7, which is equivalent to $8.72 cents in total. This is truly the most satisfying news of the day or perhaps even the whole week and maybe even this whole past month, too.

Perhaps, this was to be expected as the film is only showing in one theatre, the Cinema Reel in Burnley, but that also shows that hardly anyone wanted to screen the film in the first place, right? Luckily, if you’re a Shia LaBeouf fan, in which case you should leave our website immediately, you can still travel to Burnley to see the film on the big screen, as they will only continue to screen, ‘Man Down’ there.

Shia LaBeouf pictured with co-star Kate Mara
Photo Credit: Daily Mail

This feels like a justifiable outcome of further embarrassment for the former acting star of previous ‘Transfomers’ fame, mostly due to his moronic antics with his “He Will Not Divide Us” art installation piece, which began the day of President Donald J. Trump’s Inauguration in Brooklyn, NYC, on January 20th, in which he promised that it would run for the full four-year term, as he acted out as a satanic pawn puppet of the globalist movement in a social conditioning experiment, that failed in a major way. Applause to you, you moron!

Of course, the monstrosity of the “He Will Not Divide Us” installation, saw him arrested, then saw the installation be moved to New Mexico, where it was literally shot at with firearms, which prompted authorities to get rid of it, until it later turned into a single flag, hidden somewhere in America. But, guess what? The clever work of people on the internet managed to track down this single “He Will Not Divide Us” flag, and then tear that one down also, so let’s just say that people were not buying into this systematic form of disgusting brainwashing tactics from Shia and his artsy-farsty “marxist” and “fascist” artistry of divisiveness.

Shia’s “He Will Not Divide Us” campaign was driven out of America. Photo Credit: Daily Mail


Globalist fascist rhetoric and these minions of social justice warrior work, are losing their grip on societies thinking, a little bit, with every day that passes and that makes us feel all warm inside, so just imagine what mopey Shia LaBarf feels like today. A complete failure! But, it suits him, very nicely, don’t you think?

Senior Media Analyst Paul Dergarabian at Com Score to Variety, joked, “Poor Shia. That opening could be in the Guinness World Records or something”.

The film has already been slated by critics as it currently only has a 15% rating from 48 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. Maybe, they should just re-name the film, as a “Rotten Tomato” perhaps?

‘Man Down’ is said to be about a father in post-apocalyptic America, that is searching for his son, which may very well have been a true story if Hillary Clinton would’ve been elected as President, but not so, so thank the heavens for that.

But, sadly Shia and co-creators Ronkko and Turner of “He Will Not Divide Us” have now decided to start it in Liverpool, England, since the installation was thrown out of the U.S.A. and rightly so!

So, we encourage anyone in Liverpool, Merseyside or any like-minded Scousers that are up there, to please go ahead and destroy this moronic installation, if they ever see it erected at FACT (the Foundation for Art and Creative Technology) in Liverpool, U.K.

Please, do your best to shut this down, ASAP! We don’t need this socialist social justice warrior propaganda in the United Kingdom, from some mind controlled former Disney kid, do we? Scrap it!


Shut that sh*t down! Brainstain, over and out!

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Featured Photo Credit: DailyMail

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