Lindsay Lohan Wears Burkini in Thailand

As soon as people really being to disbelieve Lindsay Lohan‘s reported conversion to Islam, as many already have, then all of a sudden she re-emerges wearing even more attire, to supposedly align with the faith. This time she’s been spotted in a seemingly staged photo shoot while on holiday in Phuket, Thailand, modelling a Burkini, the Islamic answer to a Bikini, whilst paddle boarding. All in a days work, as they say.

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In the predominately Buddhist nation of Thailand, this seems like yet another odd choice for her, whilst she claims that she has found solace in Islam at age 30, but she says that she hasn’t fully converted. Let’s hear what she had to say, shall we?

“Studying the Koran is something I found solace in, a religion where I found a lot of peace. I have reached inside and I found what I want my intentions to be in the world… focusing on taking control of what I want out of life.”

Lindsay Lohan has seemingly been seen to be wearing headscarves and then normal bikini’s then now a Burkini on her Instagram page, whilst her father refuted that she ever converted to the religion, which is famous for it’s oppression of women, she said, “You can’t just convert to a religion overnight – it’s a culture and practice [and] I don’t want to comment on something I haven’t finished.”

In recent weeks, Lohan had been blasted for seemingly claiming to have gone fully Muslim, then she can also be seen to be provocatively posing on her Instagram page in other sultry snaps, so all in all, Lohan converting to Islam is coming way out of left field, at a time when celebrity social justice warriors and even social conditioning experiments of the celebrity kind, seem to be rife.

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We are truly living in strange times, to say the least and these photos are truly bizarre, so we thought we should share them around to see what other people think of them.

However, to be fair, being that Lindsay is very fair in skin tone, with red hair, perhaps this is the best way for her to avoid being sunburnt, so she definitely gets a 10 out of 10 for practicality on this one, don’t you think?

Maybe, Lindsay is playing a role to popularise Islam or maybe she’s dating some Arabic guy, or maybe she actually believes there is anything spiritual about Islam, the supposed religion of peace, however, this hasn’t really been the case if recent terrorist attacks across the world would reveal otherwise?

Since she hasn’t landed any acting work in a long while, with her career seemingly over, we just feel that this is her latest role as a mind controlled ex-Disney star, much like Shia Labeouf, but who can really say that she isn’t being paid for this latest character portrayal? Lindsay Lohan the sometimes Islamic wearing half convert to the religion, which is even now being pushed by female right’s activists that are in collusion with the globalist agenda and also after the evident horrors of mass Islamic migration into several continents, especially that of Europe, where the crime is rising in the name of Islam. And, where Sharia Law is being pushed in European towns, where mostly Muslims inhabit them.  Did they ever consider that they may be residing in a western nation. What would happen if people pushed Christianity in Muslim countries? Would that be well received?

We will continue to monitor the escapades of Lindsay Lohan, just to see what she does next? Remember that time when Lindsay Lohan lost her driving license after a DUI, well if she converts to Islam, she won’t ever be allowed to drive again like in most Muslim countries, anyway, so how liberating is that for a woman?


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