15 Ways to Motivate Yourself in Life

So, we had a momentary break from proceedings yesterday and we’re back at it today, slowly but surely, getting back up to speed after some technical difficulties. We missed yesterday’s news, but we’ll bring you yesterday’s news tomorrow or today, even. The news wheel never stops running. But first, we’ve decided to kick the day off with some motivational imagery from the cult classic film, ‘Fight Club‘, because how else would you motivate yourself back to work in these circumstances?

“I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. And in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don’t even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home”.  – (Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club)

Since we’re still just short of corporate sponsorship, we will just keep telling you everything that we know, as the show must go on. So, let’s begin with some stark images of ‘15 Ways to Motivate Yourself in Life‘ after being out of action for a little while.

You need to arise with positivity, even if you feel like death.

Don’t be late to work, you can fit that morning cigarette into the workplace, see? “Yeah”.

Even if you don’t feel that you got enough rest, just carry on, what’s real anyway?

Try not to get caught up in the mundane everyday life pattern, because it doesn’t matter, if you’ve seen it all before or does it?

Maybe you just need a vacation or just to get away forever. THIS IS YOUR VACATION!

Come to think of it, nothing beats getting away and being on a new journey, even if you’ve taken the journey before.

You may even start wondering if you’re different. How many sides to you are there? Everyone deserves to be happy.

Then you remember, this too is temporary. You ever lost everything before? So, are you ready to get back up again?

What did you just say?

Try to steer clear of any emotional excess, let alone even more. See, you’ve been here before.

Did fate really just take its course or was it another chapter of life, that came calling?

Not everything in life goes as society has planned, if you desire to work against it.

  But, remember that you probably have a lot in common with others, that you’ll never actually meet.

Although, modern society and social media has totally divided us……..

And then, you wake up again, almost ready for another day, but you’re still in the same time zone. Meh!

 Do come back for more sarcastic and sliced satirical views and of course, an overview of the “News!”

We will be back after these messages.

Brainstain, over and out!

<Story by The Narrator>  

Featured Photo Credit: WallDevil

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