Kourtney Kardashian Poses Nude in Swimming Pool

There’s been a lot of back and forth with Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in recent months, years, and most notably of late, Kourtney shunned Scott’s attempts to get back together, whilst she focuses on her new toyboy, Younes Bendjima, which apparently has made Scott jealous, relegating him to once again hang around with about three to four hot models at a time. Clearly there’s no need to argue here. Maybe, they’re just finding that perfect balance in that little black book count of theirs, still?

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Anyway, to add insult to injury, it seems Kourtney has decided to share her natural behind with the whole world, perhaps in a statement to Scott, once again, to show him what her toyboy is enjoying. So, let’s look at the one and only original Kardashian sister, who has seemingly kept her backside all natural and intact. Furthermore, this photoshoot which will feature on the new KUWTK episodes, had apparently cooked up some sister “jealousy” from the bigger butted Kim and younger version, Kylie Jenner. Who cares? We can hardly “Keep Up” anymore and we’re not sure we want to either, but let’s give the people what they want and what they came here for. Kourtney, remove that robe and hop in the pool! Show the people of the world, that being 38 years old is still a license to be “very sexy”

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She’s always been the finest of the Kardashian’s and her on and off again relationship with Scott, has been testament to real life and the struggles to keep a relationship fresh, after kids and you know? Everyone gets bored, once in a while and things don’t always work out. But, one thing that’s really been working out is Kourtney Kardashian’s booty.

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As you can see, we were just inches away from the Dark Side of The Moon here, and Kourtney is naturally proud to show off her assets.

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“Pool fresh” exit here in her birthday suit, before yet more photos that are deemed fit for her Instagram page of all places, although these are almost bordering on the private cache of photos that you’d expect Scott Disick to have somewhere hidden. Kourtney decides to flaunt it, “YOLO!”

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She swings her head back like she’s just sustained whiplash in a car accident, but that’s not the point, the point is to put the finest of the Kardashian’s behinds out into the public domain again. So, with that in mind, there’s time for more snaps, poolside with Kourtney.

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There’s some fine form on display here and finally Kourtney gets to show off why she’s the finest of all the Kardashian sisters, with no debate about it.

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There you have Kourtney’s choice for her Instagram page, with a filter and we have to compliment on the photography here. Perhaps Kourtney is showing that 38-years old is nothing but a number and this might inspire women to embrace their form, ultimately showing that 38-years old is the new 28-years old. Only society’s construct would call 38-years old, actually old. So, some women need to calm down against society’s fake ticking clock of social construct and just be “naked in a pool” if they should feel like it.  Well played Kourtney, well played.


Brainstain, over and out!

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