Cristiano Ronaldo Receives Twins via Stork

Love him or loathe him, Cristiano Ronaldo is undoubtedly and probably the greatest footballer to ever step foot on the Earth (yes, we said it!) and we do not loathe him here at Brainstain, in fact, we sort of like him with a massive amount of respect being due in the world of football by now. A sport that we know very well and a sport that is definitely called the “beautiful game” for a reason.

Cristiano Ronaldo has helped to make the game even more beautiful with his many career achievements, since he has played his socks off for club and country in the past year, seeing him pick up this very immodest selection of awards and trophies as a result, including two Champions League trophies, a European Championship trophy, a La Liga Trophy, two Ballon D’or trophies, top scorer in the Champions League and even a UEFA Super Cup trophy, to name a few, but we probably missed out on some other personal achievements, such as the recent news of him having received Twins from a stork or a surrogate mother on the west coast of the United States, this past Thursday. (Look at his career stats right here)

Ronaldo, clearly very pleased with the news – Credit: Ronaldo7.net

Despite these many achievements, which also includes being recently named the cover (finally!) star of FIFA 18, off the pitch he remains a very humble and kind person, as is evidenced by the quite wonderful documentary entitled Ronaldo which we definitely recommend you watch if you haven’t already done so.

A man from humble beginnings, who got his start at Sporting Lisbon, but born on the small Portuguese island of Madeira, who was later snapped up by Alex Ferguson and turned into a sensation at the Theatre of Dreams for Manchester United, with his silky skills and imminent goal threat, creating nightmares for opposition defenders in all competitions.

So, when he’s not sticking balls in the back of the net, he’s sinking something else in, as is evidenced by the birth of twins “Mateo” and “Eva” on Thursday the 8th of June, however, the Portuguese TV channel SIC claim that the twins were born via a surrogate mother, “It’s a secret that Cristiano Ronaldo hasn’t yet revealed to the rest of the world” and representatives of Cristiano Ronaldo have yet to confirm or deny the reports.

So, it looks like Cristianinho (Lil’ Cristiano) will finally have some siblings to play with, after being born in 2010, to another secret mother or stork, located somewhere in this world. What is clear is that Ronaldo likes to keep his private business very private and who can blame him, when he garners such a large public profile of worldwide super stardom and the abundance of finances that come with it, right? He’s clearly a very smart and talented man.

Cristiano Ronaldo and his son Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. – Credit: Daily Mail

Cristiano’s family have always refused to comment on the origin or creation of who Cristianinho’s real mother or surrogate mother is, despite claims by a former nanny who said that Ronaldo’s sister, Katia had told her that his first son was as a result of a Mexican mom who wanted the child back.

Yes, Maria Manuela Rodriguez who worked as a carer for Katia in Lisbon, said in 2011 to Correio Da Manha,  “Once I saw a newspaper article saying the child’s mother wanted him back.”

Cristiano Ronaldo’s sister Katia, responded and said: “That’s a lie, because the mum is Mexican and she didn’t even see if it was a boy or a girl, because she was a surrogate mum” plus Maria Manuel Rodriguez even reiterated that Cristianinho was the “child of two mom’s”

Katia said, “She even told me the child had two mum’s, that the eggs were from one and another carried and gave birth to the child. And that both were Mexican. The child was born in a private clinic and the mother didn’t even see him, because she was covered up. The baby was born and she doesn’t know anything about him.”

This article with supposed truthful revelations from Maria Rodriguez prompted Cristiano Ronaldo to take legal action for intrusion into his private life and the court sided with Ronaldo over the former nanny, the newspaper executive and the two journalists who covered that story.

An appeal against that decision is understood to still be ongoing. So, you see that there’s no chance of any big journalists having any chance of coming up with any fictional tales and salacious Sci-Fi type articles of the origin of his children, right?

Although, Cristiano never bothered to sue the Sunday Mirror who claimed in 2010, that “Lil’ Cristiano” was born out of a one night stand to an American waitress in Los Angeles in 2009, where they claimed he picked her up with the straight to the point pick-up line, “Me, you, f*ck, f*ck?”

Pretty romantic stuff, if that were even true, but all that matters is that Ronaldo has already started a family, with Lil’ Cristiano sure to be an odds on footballer at some point in the future. Could he even eclipse the achievements of his father, someday? Only the future knows, but that would be some boots to fill, wouldn’t it?

Ronaldo and his lovely family, all together – Credit: Daily Mail

So, with his apparent “girlfriend” Georgina not being visibly pregnant and with his twins just arriving, surely a surrogate might have been the vehicle this time again, or the trusty old Stork as we presume, but who cares, it’s definitely Cristiano Ronaldo’s business of how his children come into this world and he’s a super father, so that’s all that matters.

We bet any woman in the world, would wish their lucky stars that they could be Cristiano Ronaldo’s surrogate mother, all be it an unconventional arrangement, it would no doubt be reimbursed with family love, understanding and good business to compensate and of course a non-disclosure agreement.

When you’re as rich as Cristiano Ronaldo is, then it might just be a good idea to protect your assets and still young at the age of 32, there’s still plenty of time for him to marry someone some day, although, we find that would be an unlikely occurrence. So, a big congratulations to Cristiano Ronaldo on his Twins and football achievements, from all of us here at Brainstain, it will most definitely be joyous summer for him and his family.

 

Brainstain, over and out!

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