Welcome to 2017: 10 Times When You’re Justified to Use Expletive Blasphemy

It’s 2017 now, you know? And, it’s not even been a year since Barack “Drone Bomber” Obama has left presidential office, yet during his eight years of tenure, his Islamic State sympathy and his claims of being born in Hawaii were both very dubious to say the very least, plus donating $1 billion in cash to Iran for terrorism purposes on an airport runway (pretty strange right?). Let’s not forget, in his last four years of supposed “change“, the free world turned into a bunch of socialist backwards pussyhat-wearing-crossdresing-men who support sickos using little girl’s toilets, hermaphrodites, and Burqas at the top of the Presidential agenda.

Plus, during his presidency, he also birthed ISIS and somehow racial tensions grew worse. With George Soros’ backed BLM and the mentally ill Antifa violence groups flourishing and even cop killings & killers,  have made things much worse than ever before. Clearly the worst that recorded history has ever seen. Yet, Obama is still seen as some sort of fake liberal messiah and a patron saint of equality (give us a effin’ break, man!) Whilst under his comical satire of a presidency, everything had suddenly become all about race, political correctness, celebrity social justice warriors and Islamophobia. Nice job Barry, nice job!

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A Christian he is not, a major conflict of interest as “American President, He Was!” and his role in the shadow government and deep state, still is! Emerging as a marxist aficionado in his younger years, to smoking cocaine and hanging around with strange and very rich Arabic men in his younger days to boot, all seems to make more sense now, doesn’t it?

So, because of him, nowadays, all white people are all immediately classed as racist KKK members because of  the colour of their skin, unless you’re a transgender member of Antifa, of course, and are all considered to be very “uncool” and also to be referred to as “white devils” whenever possible, you know, because of Buzzfeed and white privilege and because of cultural appropriation (blame KORN for the white dreads) and stuff, you know?

“Like whatever, you’re white and white people suck”, right?

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Plus, now due to the liberal indoctrination of the youth in colleges across America through socialists and communist professors that are classing straight out of the Marxist Manifesto by Karl Marx, as some sort of gospel, for a cool $25k-$35k a year, that parents have to foot the bill for, just so their kids can return as educated versions of Che Guevara and Fidel Castro. How nice, surely that was money well spent for your kids education, wasn’t it?

There’s never been a better time to not have children in America, ever! So, to fully welcome you into 2017, once again, we ask  you, “Have your feet even touched the ground, just yet?”

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Well, if they have, in that case, come joins us as we explore our god given right to the practice of blasphemy in any god given situation that we choose to use it in, unlike in the religion of Islam that we continue to have to put up with in the Western World. The religion of Peace, right? And, “Not in Our Name” etc. etc.

Yes, we practice religious tolerance so much as Christians that the phrase, “Jesus F*cking Christ” never felt so good and we will now show you exactly when is the appropriate time to use that very phrase, in past and present matters, because if nobody else will emphasise its usability in the English language, then now we will! So, come we go!

  1. Whenever the media harps on about the fake news of the Russian interference & collusion (doesn’t exist) in the U.S. election of 2016. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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2. Whenever Barack Obama comes out to open his mouth and spew globalist socialist shadow government garbage like some sort of Witch Doctor that just won’t go away. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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3. Whenever the colluded and deluded Left-Wing News Media calls George Soros a Philanthropist after the “Arab Spring” and for meddling in political elections across the whole world to further the agenda of destruction of countries and even planet Earth. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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4. Whenever that fat lezza’ Rosie O’Donnell emerges from the depths of “delusional hell” to say anything about Donald Trump, yet again. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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5. Whenever Whoopi Goldberg appears on any television screen anywhere or to when she complains that her menstrual cycle is not working properly and it being the fault of Donald Trump. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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6.  Whenever Katy Perry comes out of her “Mansion Cave from the Depths of Hell” and sings for Hillary Clinton, Satan and for all around social justice warrior purposes to spread the hatred of Islam, in order to seep it into western borders even further. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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7. Whenever Jeremy Corbyn starts to claim that he can be Prime Minister within months. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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8. Whenever Emmanuel Macron is referred to on these left-wing news networks as being a Centrist President and married to that beautiful old lady Brigitte Macron, which we know full well is a dubious marriage, plus with his plans to further Islamise France and Europe along with Ms. Merkel of Germany, then you can also say it. And, of course he’s not apart of the worldwide elite shadow government, right? Now you may just say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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9. Whenever Linda Sarsour pushes the evils of Sharia Law (that kills gays & rapes women) under the very thin veil of fake feminism, in order to brainwash deluded American’s into accepting Sharia Law in their own country. Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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10. Whenever Hillary Clinton comes out from her hole of domestic and international corruption with the now debunked Clinton Foundation, to say anything, just anything….Now you may say, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” After all, it’s about time somebody said it.

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So, there you have it, perfectly acceptable times when you can use the phrase, “Jesus F*cking Christ!” and even Jesus will appear and applaud your knowledge in world affairs, showering you with blessings for years to come. For even he, could not withstand expressing himself in the same vein, when confronted with such complete and utter garbage from these utter morons. Thank you, Jesus.

So, welcome to 2017 and in our culture we reserve the right to “blasphemize” whenever we wish, in order to get our point across. Straight translations of “Jesus F*cking Christ!” can be taken to mean = “F*cking Unbelievable!

So with that in mind, we sign off as we usually do.

Brainstain, over and out!

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