Johnny Depp recently appeared out of his financial fiasco and battle with essentially going flat broke, on stage at Glastonbury’s Cinemageddon, presumably full of the types of people that enjoy rolling around in the mud, sweating profusely, not showering in days and just being mostly all ethnicity dreadlocked festival goers of some kind. So, he was essentially with family there, since plenty of Jack Sparrow’s were most surely in the crowd.
You know “skunk-blazin” Glastonbury, mate, which commences this weekend. A festival which caters to the musical performances for the impressionable youth of the United Kingdom every summer. So, Johnny Depp perhaps decided he needed to say something whilst introducing a film, because perhaps then Satan would wire him a quick transfer of some much needed extra cash or pocket money? Perhaps, just enough to re-fuel his private jet, which he still refuses to sell?
Before this Johnny Depp had been very quiet on politics and rightly so, and we wondered if he was partial to some political logic, even? But, in knowing his need for extra money now and him going through a horrible marriage during the USA election, we knew it was only a matter of time for him to finally reveal himself, doing the ‘L.O.L’s’ work to warp young minds. Let’s take a look now, shall we?
Johnny Depp made an appearance presenting the 2004 film, Libertine, in which he stars and blatantly just picked up a pay cheque directly from Satan himself. (Guess So!)
He didn’t seem to care either way, did he? That’s Johnny Depp, so should we even take his comments seriously? When the cause of his comments is so evidently clear, right here. So, we request to see Johnny Depp’s wire transferred bank slip from the “dark one” himself, which was presumably wired through the depths of hell, through the magma and molten rock, into the electronic banking system and straight into Johnny Depp’s bank account. Thanks Satan!
Here’s his vile speech transcribed in case you have a hard time understanding Johnny Depp’s “uber cool” public voice and persona, which is just an exaggerated act, slurring his words as usual and saying “I think Donald Trump needs help. There are a lot of dark places he could go. I’m not insinuating anything – by the way, this will be in the press and it will be horrible – but when was the last time an actor assassinated a president? I want to clarify, I am not an actor. I lie for a living. However, it has been a while, and maybe it is time.”
“but when was the last time an actor assassinated a president?” – When was the last time Johnny Depp played Jack Sparrow in The Pirates of the Caribbean? Well, just recently, with a film released on May 24th in 2017, called Dead Men Tell No Tales, to some very luke warm reviews and cinema sales in the U.S.A. and he knows it. But, apparently until further proceeds come in from that film, he needs more money and right away!
Let’s be honest and let’s be real (as we always are), he needs the money desperately and we hope that he can recover soon. But by now, nobody will even go watch The Pirates of the Caribbean Part 6, should there ever be one, so what a shame?! However, nobody apart from children and deluded action-adventure fanatics have enjoyed that plotless franchise so far, anyway.
“I am not an actor. I lie for a living” here he signals that he is in fact an actor and a professional liar. So, even Johnny Depp cannot deny that he’s been instructed to speak on part of the very orders of the dark one himself, can he? Yes, the establishment continue to use celebrities to push their hateful agenda against Trump in brainwashing the youth and wanting to paint people like Linda Sarsour as some sort of “saint of feminism”, whilst she pushes for Sharia Law in the USA. And, yet Trump is the enemy. Liberal logic 101. But, yeah let’s all be stupid and do some Trump bashing, shall we?
Erm NO! since we’re not stupid and brainwashed here at Brainstain and we have now lost quite a lot of respect for Johnny Depp already, but what will be interesting to see now, will be whether or not the Secret Service pays him a stern visit? Or did he already commit career suicide last night, exactly like the desperate Madonna and Kathy Griffin, have already done? Only time will tell.
Brainstain, over and out!
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