Let’s face it; in this day and age, having sexual intercourse with a battery operated sex doll is a far more enjoyable experience then inserting an erected penis into a bona fide female. Since there will most definitely be less drama attached afterwards, perhaps?
So, for starters you don’t have to worry about causing unnecessary emotional attachment, false rape accusations or the unpleasant experience of any bodily fluids when sexually involved with a silicone sex doll that looks like a plastic Ariana Grande. Great!
And when you check out the 5 star rated Google and Trip Advisor reviews left after a brothel in Dublin began renting out a sex doll for £88 an hour, you begin to see why the robot sexual revolution is upon us.
I mean, £88 to fondle your very own sexually liberated terminator complete with vibrating vagina and absolutely no clinging tendencies, not only is this a bargain during these financially difficult times post Brexit, but imagine the money you will save on condoms, contraceptive pills, lube and abortions on Obamacare. Result!
The sex doll in question has already been visited by a number of punters, according to the owner of the establishment in Dublin. But, we sincerely hope they’re sterilised and or in the future that you can at least have your own one.
The silicone doll weighs eight stone, has 32E breasts and is designed to respond to vibrations. The owners of the brothel say that some users have been fascinated with it.
However, not everyone is a fan of these horny futuristic androids, as a brothel offering a similar service in Barcelona was closed after outrage from local sex workers who were upset that they were losing their regular clients and income due to these silicone enhanced android invaders. You see? The competition in the field has begun and we’re very much on the fence on this one.
So even though there are many pro’s of choosing to be intimate with a electorally charged sex doll, there are concerns that sex robots could increase the objectification of women, alter perceptions of consent and be used to satisfy desires that would otherwise be illegal. “Robots Rights” might just be the new liberal left protest malarkey for the future, post 2020, maybe?
In other words, feminists want to ban sex robots “because they’re like prostitutes”. That is the claim made by research director Lydia Kaye of the campaign against sex robots who said that ‘The creation of sex robots imitates and reproduces the value system of these corrupt and brutal industries that capitalise on the exchange and dehumanisation of women”.
“Sex robots will create another means through which women will be presented as objects to be used for sexual gratification and mistreatment”.
“They will also desensitise humans to intimacy and empathy, which can only be developed through experiencing human interaction and mutual consenting relationships.”
“We cannot let our humanity and our dignity slip away into a world of technology.”
So basically feminists don’t want heterosexual men to have sex with actual legitimate women because all men are sexist and patronizing pigs, yet also, they do not want them to insert their masculinity into a microchipped man-made robot either.
But battery operated clitoris stimulating “Rabbit” Massagers and countless vibrators & dildos are fine because; you know… equality of the sexes and all that, right? So someday soon, will all men just pack up and fly back to Mars, because they’ve already had enough by then?
Story by Michael Lee
Featured Photo Credit – Perth Now