Kid Rock Announces Run for Michigan Senate

Musical artist and known patriot Kid Rock announced yesterday over Facebook and Twitter that he’s planning a run for the U.S. senate in his home state of Michigan, when he exclaimed that the media is once again “wrong” and also took a shot at Senator Debbie Stabenow.

On Wednesday, Kid Rock launched a new website at www.kidrockforsenate.com, so you know that he wasn’t playing around, but the media insisted that it was nothing more than a publicity stunt for the sales of merchandising through a link to clothing apparel run by Warner Brothers. This prompted Kid Rock to correct the media over Facebook and Twitter, respectively. Let’s be real for a minute, as we always are, since how many times have the media been wrong in the past 18 months, especially when it comes to known Republicans? They’ve been wrong and entirely false a great deal of times, so it comes as no surprise that Kid Rock also stated that he’s “sick and tired of politicians ‘bullshit'”.

Would you vote Kid Rock in for senator of Michigan? Credit: Vulture

Kid Rock wrote, “Once again the press is wrong. First of all, I’ve got 15 days from my announcement to file paperwork with the FEC! Second, I’m not signed to Warner Brothers!!! – which simple fact checking would have revealed”.

Rock corrected the false and presumptuous news reports by the media, stating,”I have recently worked out a unique deal with BMG, Broken Bow, CAA and Live Nation to release music ON MY TERMS. Like politicians write books during their campaigns, I’m planning on putting out music during mine and IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT,”

Kid Rock then added, “It’s not a hoax, it’s a strategy and marketing 101. No plans for an album or anything else that has been the usual norm in the music business OR politics…..and…..”

The 46-year-old rocker/rapper/artist & patriot, without a shadow of a doubt is running for senate, since in these times of major “BS” in the media and in politics for a very long time already, perhaps Kid Rock is just the candidate to help clean up the state of Michigan, as let’s not forget all the dirty water that Flint had to endure under Barack Obama’s tenure, just to mention only one flaw from his supposed presidential legacy (major eye roll).

Tweet: I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real… http://kidrockforsenate.com The answer is an absolute YES. Credit: KidRock/Twitter

Kid Rock then fired some social media shots at his state opponent Debbie Stabenow (D-MI), yes a Democrat, saying that while she plays in politics, he will be “a voice for the tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS”.

Now let’s break down exactly what Kid Rock wrote, “Senator Stabenow and I do share a love of music, although probably not the same kind. I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I’ll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bullsh*t!”

Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie) was suggested as a possible senate candidate for the Republican Party back in February during the Republican Convention in Michigan, and he was a vocal supporter of Donald Trump in 2016, not something which many celebrities dared to do, but Kid Rock dares to be real in these times of liberal lefties that are still truly whining about Hillary Clinton’s epic presidential loss. Whilst, the economy sky rockets, consumer confidence grows, ISIS is being wiped out and employment is up, but you can’t make delusional cry-babies happy, so keep on crying ya’ muppets!

So, a big hat’s off to you Kid Rock, and let’s hope your candidacy is a success for the sake of Michigan and for Republicans nationwide. Visit Kid Rock’s website/blog for the full announcement here.

Brainstain, over and out!

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