U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment terrorist drives over the Internet, Miss Sally Jones, has already been blown to smithereens way back in June of this year.

The CIA didn’t want to leak the information until now, just in case her 12-year old son was also hit in the drone air strike on the Iraq and Syria border. Sally Jones, 50, was a former punk rock singer who joined ISIS to be with her then younger boyfriend, Junaid Hussain, 21, who was in the IT hacker department of ISIS, apparently.

Well, he died a long time ago, and in June, it was her turn. It is not known whether her 12-year old son Jojo was amongst those killed in the air strike, but it’s safe to say that Sally Jones is no more. Hooray!

This was Sally Jones before she left to help ISIS. Credit: The Independent

Junaid and Sally, the crazy ISIS couple, used to use online messaging services encouraging young British Jihadis to carry out lone wolf attacks, with instructions on how to make bombs at home, amongst other acts and instructions of terrorism. Sally Jones used her Twitter account to recruit women for ISIS, most ending up as wives and predatory sex slave enforcers of innocent women. Sally also shared photos of herself with weapons on the social media platform, moulding herself as some sort of public persona of ISIS with a PR stance, to attract more women and young men to carry out attacks, something which she revelled in.

She posted comments on her Twitter, “You Christians all need beheading with a nice blunt knife and stuck on the railings at Raqqa… Come here I’ll do it for you.”

In June this year we wrote and reported on the news story of how people had met Sally Jones alive in Raqqa, where she had reportedly said that she wished to return home to Britain, because it wasn’t the same anymore, since US led troops and drone strikes were making things change for the worse as ISIS were forced to hide away.

A wife of another ISIS Jihadi, described Jones as “very cute” and said, “She was crying and wants to get back to Britain but ISIS is preventing her because she is now a military wife. She told me she wish to go to her country.”

A drone control station. Credit: Getty Images

Four months ago, Sally Jones was eliminated by a precision drone strike. Hooray! However, what’s even more interesting is that it happened from a control room in Las Vegas, Nevada. Yes, it’s not only Casino slot buttons over there, along with fancy restaurants, great shopping, nightlife and luxurious hotels and entertainment, you also have military facilities in the Nevada desert too. Pilots in the Creech Air Force Base in the Indian Springs area, steer the deadly Predator drones from an air-conditioned control room. A pilot controlling a drone remotely took out Sally Jones from the comfort of his office chair, from a place that’s become the piloted combat mission hub of aerial attacks in the Middle East since 2001.

Nowadays at Creech, the crews handle over half of all the U.S. Air Force drones from that exact vantage point, with precise results.

With co-ordinates and intel, they roll out a drone and just wipe out set targets, once all the information is in place that is, which is surely a compromising position to be in if you’re an ISIS member out there in desert on the other side of the world, right?

Maybe, god isn’t that great after all?

The death of Sally Jones. Credit: Daily Mail

Anyway, the base is roughly 45 miles north of the lights of Las Vegas, and it’s from this place that additional Al-Qaeda operatives have also been wiped out from, such as Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, from the face of the planet that is…

The next time you’re gambling away in Las Vegas, you can also think about the men and women, hitting buttons to eliminate terrorists in order to keep everyone safe, not far away from you. Result!

Captain Tim of Creech Crew, said, “For us it’s anything but a video game. From here you’re having an impact on the battlefield”.

We sincerely hope that their accuracy is always on point, and that only ISIS members and al-Qaeda are those that are eliminated. could this also have been the same base that dispatched the mother of all bombs (M.O.B) which took out an ISIS stronghold in the Spring of this year?

Nobody can confirm that, but it’s nice to know that Sally Jones is now finally dead, because she had it coming. As for her son, nobody can confirm whether he is still alive or not. Let’s hope he is, but if he isn’t, then all the blame must go onto his psychotic mother, the White Widow. Rest in hell!


Brainstain, over and out!

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