Is Jesus Actually Gender-Neutral?!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO… It’s a politically correct gender-neutral Jesus! Despite being a holy spirt, it seems that even the all mighty son of God cannot escape the clutches of the liberal left and their attempt in making absolutely EVERYTHING gender fluid and multiculturally sensitive.

The Church of Sweden (where else?) will begin using more gender-neutral language when referring to ‘God’, it has said.

Members of the church will be encouraged to use the general term ‘God’ instead of ‘he’ or ‘the Lord’.

The move is one of many made by the national Evangelical Lutheran Church, which is in the process of updating a 31-year-old handbook, which outlines how services should be conducted in terms of language, hymns and other aspects.

But it isn’t just the Swedes that are finding a non-binary savoir in their hearts these days.

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Recently, the Church of England issued new advice to its 5,000 schools stating children should be able to try out “the many cloaks of identity” without fear of being bullied. Guidance for the schools on homophobic bullying, first published three years ago, now includes transphobic and biphobia bullying.

The advice urges schools to allow children to “accept difference of all varieties and be supported to accept their own gender identity or sexual orientation and that of others”.

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Well, we don’t know about you but “cloak of identity” sounds like a prop from a Harry Potter movie, not the latest left-wing propaganda term / religious fashion accessory worn by a transgender nun sashaying her / their (what pronoun do we use now?) way down the church isle.

In recent years, socialist Sweden has bent over backwards in showcasing it’s “diversity” by taking in far more refugees per capita than any country in Europe. But in doing so it has officially become the rape capital of Europe, with female sexual assault and rape increasing by 14% since taking in an estimated 350,000 asylum seekers after former Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt made a famous speech urging Swedes to “open their heart” to refugees seeking shelter. We think that some of these migrants took the term “open” too literally!

Meanwhile in Germany, women have been told to not go outside to minimise their chances of being raped, whilst on New Years Eve, a special “safe zone” tent was recently put in place for women only, however, it didn’t work (read here). Happy New Year to Angela Merkel!

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Back to Sweden now, and the most shocking incident of rape so far, occurred last summer in the Fittja (no pun intended, it’s a real town) area of the Swedish capital, in which 20 Somali and Iraqi migrant men were involved in the brutal gang rape of a 30-year-old woman.

As a result, a recent poll found that half of young Swedish women in the country felt insecure walking the streets and especially so at night time.

But it isn’t just the word of God that we should be listening to. Who remembers when President Donald Trump was mocked across the world by the lunatic liberal left for suggesting that Sweden had a migrant problem, when… low and behold, at least four people were left for dead with a further 15 injured when a hijacked truck ploughed into pedestrians on Sweden’s most popular shopping street, all due to an illegal migrant, of course (well… duh!)

Where was gender-neutral Jesus that day? Probably listening to “Abba” while washing his gender-neutral seamless robe!

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It seems in opening their hearts to uneducated sex obsessed migrants and a gender-neutral Jesus, Sweden may have unnerved the fury of a vengeful God who quite frankly does not appreciate himself / his son being referred to by gender-neutral pronouns and by left wing prefabricated sociological slogans.

Now, let us all bow our non-gender conforming heads and pray to that genderless bearded (lady?) being .

 

Story by Michael Lee

Featured Photo Credit: Know Your Meme

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