In a world of trashy celebrity sex tapes, up steps an illegitimate Kardashian. Well, it worked for Kim, right? According to many Twitter conspiracy theorists, the ex-girlfriend of Rob Kardashian and everyone’s favourite neighbourhood opportunist pole dancer and stripper, Blac Chyna, actually took a page out of the Kris Jenner files and leaked her own home-made pornography video in an attempt to stay relevant.
The rather explicit video shows Chyna performing what could be considered oral sex on the mystery man who seemingly seems to be enjoying himself in the process. If there was any doubt as to who’s the star of the video really is, Chyna’s face (and body) is very clear when it’s not being hidden by, erm… a penis.
The video was first posted early Monday morning by an anonymous Twitter account, with many Twitter users critical of Chyna’s “performance” during the video. Apparently, the millennial generation of humongous porn consumers were not very impressed. Ouch!
“Damn I suck dick better than Blac Chyna. LMFAO!” one user proudly boosted, while another was a bit more scathing, saying “Blac Chyna suck dick like she eating a hot pocket that came out the microwave too hot”.
Hours after the sex tape appeared online, her lawyer Lisa Bloom jumped to her defence.
“Revenge porn — posting explicit images without the consent of everyone in those images — is a crime, a civil wrong, and a form of domestic abuse,” Bloom tweeted. “It’s also a way to try to slut shame women for being sexual. Girls have killed themselves over revenge porn. It’s not a joke”.
Her manager Walter Mosley also took to Instagram to admit that “today’s post saddens me deeply as it is an attack not only against my client but my friend”, he added.
“Why do we think it’s acceptable to sell, or publish, or seek revenge, or blackmail women in this way and without their consent? It’s not. Men… we have to do better”.
This is of course not the first time that we have seen Chyna in all her full-frontal glory, but now apparently she’s on her knees.
Chyna claimed she was a victim of revenge porn last year in July when Rob Kardashian, who is father of their 15-month-old daughter Dream, posted nude pics of her. Despite the fact she “liked” those images on Instagram, she still had threatened to sue him.
Back then, Chyna was granted a temporary restraining order against Rob, and publicly told her side of the story in an interview on ‘Good Morning America’, where she admitted that she felt “betrayed” and “devastated.”
Chyna admitted: “I was devastated, of course. I’m like, somebody posted these pictures of me? I’m like wow… This is a person I trusted. I felt betrayed”.
Rob, who has battled depression and weight issues over the years has not yet commentated on the recent leak, though online users are sympathetic towards his past endeavours with one user summing up their own relationship diagnosis, “the way Blac Chyna give head I see why Rob was depressed”.
After putting ourselves through the trauma of watching the tape in full (for research and journalism purposes, of course) we here at Brainstain can commiserate with Rob during this difficult and emotional time. Surely there’s a woman out there who can get the job done, with a better technique. Gulp…!
Story by Michael Lee
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