A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election and everything was… A-OK!
Not content with protecting us from illegal aliens and just about every crooked Democrat currently in Government, President Donald Trump is now looking to intergalactic measures to protect us from foreign invaders and potential reptilian body snatchers.
Trump, at a recent speech to a crowd of patriotic Marines announced that he may want to start a new ‘Space Force,’ and even gloated his fallen nemesis by saying that Clinton would never have pushed forward such a technically advanced mission to Mars and the outer reaches of space.
Positioned in front of a Marine F/A-18 Hornet like a scene straight out of Independence Day, Trump called space a “war-fighting domain” and talked up how the Trump Enterprise could soon lead to the American military ‘making space great again’.
Let’s face it, those Russian space stations do sure ruin the feng shui of deep space.
“Space is a war-fighting domain just like the land, air, and sea,” Trump said as he spoke to troops at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, where he spoke to the Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 232, nicknamed the ‘Red Devils.’
“We may even have a Space Force, develop another one – Space Force,” Trump said. ‘We have the Air Force, you’ll have the Space Force. You have the Army, the Navy…” he said, indicating that operation Space Trump could soon be a reality, and not just something in some obscure Sci-Fi B-budget movie.
“I was saying it the other day. I said maybe we need a new force, you call it the Space Force,’ Trump recounted, likely referencing a cabinet meeting that included models of spacecraft.
“And I was not really serious, and they said, ‘What a great idea! Maybe we’ll have to do that.”
Trump being Trump and clearly having fun with the crowd, couldn’t help but take a dig at the mainstream media for rushing out to blast off the story into the fake news solar system.
“That could happen, that could be the big breaking story, look at all those people back there,” he said, getting a roaring ovation out of the MAGA supporting crowd with his sarcastic diss at the likes of CNN and MSNBC.
Trump also took a swipe at 2016 rival, Hillary Clinton. “We are finally going to lead again,” Trump said.
“Very soon we’re going to Mars. You wouldn’t be going to Mars if my opponent won. That, I can tell you. You wouldn’t even be thinking about it.”
Hillary Clinton frequently told the story of writing a letter to NASA at age 13 about becoming an astronaut, only to be rejected. That’s probably a good thing to be honest, seeing as she’s prone to the odd slip and trip and plagued with underlying health issues.
Recently, the former Secretary of State slipped on a set of stairs, just five months after breaking her toe in London. Cameras were rolling in Mandu, India where Clinton descended a set of stone stairs at the Jahaj Maha palace and slipped not once, but twice even as aides held her up by the arms.
We don’t think she would pass the NASA astronaut physical test. She just doesn’t have the stamina.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Trump space enterprise. Its seven-year mission (because Trump will be re-elected for a second term in 2020), to explore strange new worlds and to erect a great big wall to safeguard us from Mexicans and Martians.
To seek out new life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before. Yes, we said MAN! Not non-binary, not gender fluid, and most definitely not the latest SJW gender fad that Justin Trudeau is subscribing to.
Trump’s doing it for mankind, not peoplekind. In saying that, we wouldn’t mind if someone strapped the virtue signalling Canadian Prime Minster to a rocket, and shot him off out to the far reaches of space and into a black hole, never to be seen again.
Story by Michael Lee
Featured Photo Credit: Foreign Policy