Oh Kim, you may normally have an unblemished digitally altered derriere that leaves anyone within radius of your perfectly defined buttocks bask in awe and wonderment, but your latest attempt to photoshop that ass and promote yourself as a glorified gun control queen is, well… kinda a bum deal.
Kim Kardashian was in Washington D.C over the weekend for the March for Our Lives rally, alongside sunken place husband Kanye West and daughter North, and were flanked by a strew of armed to the nines security guards with loaded guns and shielded from the hormonal excitement of deranged teenagers circling near like a pack of awe-struck post-adolescent vultures, who can really smell a Kardashian and a duck faced selfie opportunity from a mile off.
Nothing says “standing in solidarity” with victims like marching on Washington D.C. to push for gun control… surrounded with armed security guards. Yet, this was Kim Kardashian urging her fellow Americans to put down their guns and make that change.
Yet it wasn’t that long ago that things were… oh so different.
We wonder if Kim wished that she had those treasured American second amendment rights (which she seemingly takes for granted) when in Paris, France, while she was robbed, stripped of her right to protect herself and forced to hand over $5 million dollars’ worth of jewellery and valuables that she regularly flaunted on her Instagram account, along with her tits and obscenely large posterior.
Yes, Kim was a victim of an elaborate heist in Paris in which she was held up at gun point by masked intruders who stole her diamond Cartier bracelets, a gold and diamond Jacob necklace, Lorraine Schwartz diamond earrings, a gold Rolex and a whole host of other overly expensive items, all while being tied up, fearing for her life and powerless to defend herself.
This happened in France, which has some of the toughest gun control laws in the world, which over the last few years has seen some of the most shocking gun massacres of recent times. The last incident was just this last Friday, in Trebes, south western France, with another ISIS gunman killing three people, including a Police officer.
A few years ago in January 2015, there was the Charlie Hebdo shooting in which two Muslim brothers forced their way into the offices of a French satirical weekly newspaper in Paris, armed with rifles and other weapons and killed 12 people while injuring 11 others. All because they were “offended” over a cartoon drawing of their prophet.
Then of course there was the massacre at the Bataclan Theatre in November 2015, in which 130 people died in a Islamist terrorist attack, which also spread across the city of Paris with further suicide bombings and murders resulting in an additional 413 injured people. This was the worst attack on France since World War II.
The similarity with these attacks, other than being carried out in the name of the apparent religion of peace via ISIS, was the fact that these attacks occurred in a country with strict gun control.
The very same restrictions the likes of Kim Kardashian, along with vocal Parkland high school shooting survivor Emma Gonzalez and crisis actor, David Hogg, are hoping congress and legislators will put into law.
However, the issue with multi-millionaire celebrities like Kim Kardashian advocating for gun control restrictions is that without their armed guards, CCTV systems and high fenced walls, they would be just like everybody else, and there lies the problem.
They want the average person to be unarmed and unprotected in a hostile and potentially dangerous situation, but it’s okay for celebrities to be protected around the clock with heavily armed security and bodyguards.
After the robbery, an emotionally distressed and traumatized Kim Kardashian beefed up her personal security with up to 30 guards who stood around her Manhattan apartment.
The cost of such a mammoth security operation was an estimated $50,000 a day. Money the average American citizen could only dream to muster up in a year, even with a recent Trump tax-break.
Just like Kim Kardashian’s recent epic photoshop fail, in which the 37-year-old reality television star was ridiculed by followers on Instagram after she shared a heavily edited picture, in which it showed an abnormally squashed car and bent curb, all to achieve the perfectly etched waist in order to get likes on her social media page, everything with Kim Kardashian isn’t always what it seems.
When it comes down to it, the reality is that celebrities like Kim Kardashian live lavishly in their gated mansions, which is a far cry from the everyday realities of the working class, who do not have the luxury of armed security and most definitely have the right to protect themselves.
According to online statistics on American gun facts, a total of 200,000 women a year use a gun in self-defensive against physical violence and sexual assault.
As Kim Kardashian was laying in her bathroom, tied up with plastic cables, gagged with tape over her mouth and naked, with just a bathrobe covering her modesty and tearfully asking her attackers… “Are you going to kill me?” do you think she would have been in such a vulnerable situation if she had the means to defend herself?
With a gun by her bedside cabinet and with the right to defend herself, maybe it wouldn’t have been her doing the pleading…
So, in conclusion, celebrities turning up for the March for Our Lives is nothing but establishment propaganda and pure hypocrisy, catering to the most impressionable people in the country, which is the tide-pod swallowing youth of tomorrow.
Story by Michael Lee
Featured Photo Credit: Ebuzz Today