Cher Tries to ‘Turn Back Time’ After She Went Too Far in Trump Twitter Rant

Pop prehistoric fossil and silicone senile songstress, Cher, not only wishes she could turn back the hands of time that are etched through the ravaging lines on her face, but also turn back the complete and utter sh*t that she’s been regurgitating on her Twitter account.

The dyslexic democratic diva has admitted that she went “too far” after launching a highly emotional political Twitter rant, in which she called President Donald Trump a “cancer ravaging our nation.”

Cher has been a vocal critic of the 45th President of the United States since the former Apprentice star first made his intention known to run for the presidential office.

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The 71-year-old, who relies solely on the excessive admiration and worship of her gay fans to still remain somewhat relevant, has previously expressed that she would rather “chew glass” than support Trump. So, why hasn’t she chewed glass yet?

Anyway, it was the singers now deleted tweet in which she compared the leader of the first world to a ‘Malignant Tumour’ that has made the virtue signalling performer regret her questionable choice of words when describing a democratically elected leader.

Cher took to the social media platform and admitted that she has a “responsibility” when expressing her thoughts in the public space.

Of course, lunatic Cher prefers the corrupt and Satanic Hillary Clinton, formerly owned by many Middle Eastern special interests.  Credit: Breitbart

In a barely readable tweet due to the singer’s dyslexia, and further proof if any was needed that senior citizens shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near social media, she went on to say:

“I Say What I feel,But There’s a Responsibility That Goes With That.I Walk Knifes Edge,But Sometimes It’s Too far.This Is Not An Apology….Its a Reprimand,” she wrote. “Just Because I CAN SAY ANYTHING…Doesn’t Mean I SHOULD. Sometimes I Learn The Hard Way,Over & Over. Humans are Fallible.”

Cher’s public back tracking came only hours after she had described President Trump as a “cancer ravaging our nation” who would restrict the press and imprison hostile reporters if he had the chance.

Trump and Cher have had a long documented feud on social media dating back to when the singer vowed that she would “Never go to Macy’s again” because of the department stores affiliation with Trump. However, once Macy’s dropped Trump’s clothing line, the department store saw a massive decline in business, and had to close thousands of stores nationwide. That’s the Trump effect, you see?

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“I’ll NEVER GO TO MACY’S AGAIN! I didn’t know they sold Donald Trump’s Line! If they don’t care that they sell products from a LOUDMOUTH,” Cher tweeted.

However, a pre-president Trump was quick to fire back with a scathing response of his own.

“@cher should spend more time focusing on her family and dying career!” Trump retaliated on his Twitter page.

He went on to further humiliate the singer by tweeting:

“@cher—I don’t wear a ‘rug’—it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work,”

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Cher has previously compared to Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler, and also publicly supported Hilary Clinton during the former Secretary of State’s 2016 presidential bid, in which she called Trump a “F*cking idiot’”

Clearly, political intelligence isn’t Cher’s forte, which shouldn’t come as any surprise from a singer who was coddled by the establishment since a very young age.

We guess that Cher’s time spent with a US Navy cannon shoved between her legs only left her with a pair of dodgy hips, but also left her permanently talking out of her backside.


Story by Michael Lee

Featured Photo Credit: Metro

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