‘Democratic Socialists of America’ Convention is Summed Up in Ridicule

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Last week, you may have come across some unbelievable highlights, or even some sound bytes of the recent Democratic Socialists of America convention, where the consensus from onlookers regarding these democratic socialists is that they embody all that is bizarre, since… Continue Reading

Barack Obama’s Thinly Veiled Attack on President Trump at Obama Foundation Summit

Former president Barack Obama cloaked his words of criticism against current president Donald Trump on Monday, masked within not mentioning the 45th President by name, but saying that the reasons problems aren’t solved is because of of ‘hate, anger, racism, mommy… Continue Reading

New Bill Could Send Masked Far-Left Antifa Activists To Jail For 15 years

You can almost smell the lingering body odour on Antifa’s scruffy and unkempt members, the same stench that’s still stuck on the walls in their mum’s basements. Yes, Antifa,that masked and self-styled anti-fascist militant group could soon be spending even more… Continue Reading

12 Dead After Mass Shooting At Country Bar In Southern California

A devastating and horrible act of callous murder has happened. A deranged gunman, who after hurling in smoke grenades, shot 30 rounds from a pistol at a student night held in a country bar in Southern California, killing 12 people… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton States “I’d Like To Be President” At New York Q&A Event

Here at Brainstain, we’re all about the occasional comedic story, and today none is better than Hillary Clinton saying at the New York ‘Recode’ Q&A event on Friday with Kara Swisher, “Well, I’d like to be President”. For us personally,… Continue Reading

Conservative Is The New Punk Rock: Johnny Rotten Spotted Wearing MAGA T-Shirt

Well, what a weekend that’s been. Hillary Clinton lost her security clearance amidst rumours of impending criminal charges, and then Sex Pistols lead singer, Johnny Rotten, puts yet more proof in the pudding that the conservative movement is in fact,… Continue Reading

George Soros Fails to Stop Viktor Orban From Winning The Hungarian Election

Renowned piece of trash and the ultimate enemy of the world, George Soros, suffered another election loss and also the loss of millions of dollars as Viktor Orban won in a landslide victory in the recent Hungarian election with 70%… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Anonymous Reddit User Announces That He’s the Austin Serial Bomber Hours Before Blowing Himself Up

Last night, an anonymous Reddit user came out and stated his intentions as the Austin Serial Bomber, who just hours ago blew himself up to avoid being arrested by the police. The unnamed person has been described as a white… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading