The Death of iTunes? Apple expected to close Music App after 18 years

iTunes to be removed by Apple

Apple is expected to announce the closure of its long-time running music app iTunes during its worldwide developers conference (WWDC). The decision for this is speculated that the company will move away from the iPhone as its main product and develop… Continue Reading

Michael Avenatti Arrested For Domestic Violence & Freed On $50k Bail

Things are going from bad to worse for creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti. He was recently arrested for domestic violence following a criminal complaint that was filed by a woman against the Stormy Daniels attorney, after an altercation occurred on Tuesday… Continue Reading

‘Becoming’ by Michelle Obama Hits Book Shelves

Michelle Obama has released her memoirs as being former First Lady in a new book called ‘Becoming’. The book includes some explosive revelations about Michelle’s relationship with husband Barack Obama, and her reaction to Donald Trump becoming president. In the book,… Continue Reading

Lindsay Lohan Lands Her Own Reality Show

Fed up with reality TV? If so, you won’t be so pleased to hear the news that Lindsay Lohan will be getting her own reality show. But if you do like reality TV, then this might be interesting to hear…… Continue Reading

Emma Watson Displays Grammatically Incorrect ‘Time’s Up’ Tattoo at Oscars

Maybe she was too busy working on her ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ wand stroke than her grammar at Hogwarts, but it seems everyone’s friendly neighbourhood feminist wanted to prove being illiterate wouldn’t stop her from virtue signalling that men are complete and… Continue Reading

Three Billboards Outside Hollywood, Los Angeles Ahead of The 90th Oscars

Happy Friday everyone! As this week draws to a close, we all have the virtue signalling Oscar Awards (aka The 90th Academy Awards) to look forward to this coming Sunday, March 4th, even though it’s still being hosted by the… Continue Reading

Joe “Creepy” Biden’s 2020 Presidential Run Ambitions Crushed by Sexual Harassment Allegations

Former Vice President Joe Biden, who served under Barack Obama for 8 years, is seemingly considering his chances of a legitimate presidential run in 2020 to challenge current president, Donald J. Trump. The Democrats are already a hugely failed political party… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading

The Undiplomatic Guide to the 71 Genders on Facebook

Did you know that there are currently more gender options available on Facebook than there are countries in Europe (and that’s not including non E.U shit hole monstrosities like El Salvador and Haiti either) Though saying that, Sweden isn’t exactly… Continue Reading